Dragoncaller (dragoncaller) wrote,
Dragoncaller
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The most disgusting thing you've heard all day.

So, I have a full fledged cold. Sinuses backed up, glowing green snot flowing everywhere like Linda Blair on Love Connection. There's a pile of damp nasal discharge soaked snork rags beside me because the waste bin is already overflowing and I have to stop the cats from batting them around.

It gets worse.

Something has happened and there is a leak from my sinuses to my ocular cavity.

Translation, there is a connection from my nose to my eye and right now it is the path of least resistance.

Meaning,

You may want to look away for this,

Every time I blow my nose, boogers squirt from my EYE!

I warned you.

The left one to be percise.

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