Dragoncaller (dragoncaller) wrote,
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And now a message from the Lawn Guard

Attention trees! O' guardians of the forest! Oh, tall wooden stick things! It is I, the Guardian of the Lawn. Hear me! I have cleaned up all of your discarded foliage, your shed leaves. Everything is nicely put away and the lawn is free of your spent fauna.

That's it! We are done. Whatever bit of dying plant material that clings to your branches will simply have to stay there until next fall. P'raps that will teach you to molt in a more timely fashion. We're half through November, so I've given you plenty of time to clean yourself off.

Now we are done here.

I'll see you all next year.
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