Dragoncaller (dragoncaller) wrote,
Dragoncaller
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I am going to take a shower!

I have not made this decision lightly. I have come to this decision after extended self introspection and deliberation.

I want it further known that I was in no way influenced by any outside pressure, mostly because I am here alone.

I plan to use a deodorant soap because that's what I happen to have and not for any other reason. I am willing to use any soap so long as I don't have to go and get it.

I will use a tarry dandruff control shampoo because I like my head to smell like medicine. I find it keeps kids away from me.

I will more than likely brush my teeth because I can multitask.

After drying, I will put on clean underwear. Briefs.

Thank you for your attention.
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