May 1st, 2015

Hug

Vertigo, vertistop, vertime, vertiyou,

Vertigo can be cured! Absolutely! We'll fix you up right now!

That was my Ears, Eyes, Nose and Throat guy today.

You're my six guy today!

So, all you people who have been suffering, go to an Ears, Eyes, Nose and Throat guy and get fixed.

Here's how it works. They lay you down, turn your head back and forth and viola! You're cured!

Except...

Me.

Huh? My doctor says. Um, when was the last time you had an MRI of your mellon?

Swell.

But for the rest of you people, go see your E.E.N.T. guy today. He might be able to fix you. No, seriously, it's worth the visit.

Me? I'm gonna hitch a ride on a spy satellite headed straight for mah, squash! Yeee, Haaaaa!
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