Bah!
Now if you want a storm, here's a storm!
It's been raging for over 400 years and is twice the size of Earth! Winds clocked at 270 miles per hour!
Think of the destruction! Look at the bones, man! Now that is a storm to write home about!
Call me when that happens here. Till then, get all freaked out about your wambsy pambsy little rain showers elsewhere.