At the introduction of the beautiful, but evil antagonist, I say the following out loud:
"Why are the evil ones always a total babe?"
I then look at Kagetsunami and say, "My big fear is that after the apocalypse, I will have to leave Heaven and go to Hell to get you."
After which I am adorned with smooches. She then also brings me booze.
So, guys, therein lies your answer, adjust accordingly.