I want it further known that I was in no way influenced by any outside pressure, mostly because I am here alone.
I plan to use a deodorant soap because that's what I happen to have and not for any other reason. I am willing to use any soap so long as I don't have to go and get it.
I will use a tarry dandruff control shampoo because I like my head to smell like medicine. I find it keeps kids away from me.
I will more than likely brush my teeth because I can multitask.
After drying, I will put on clean underwear. Briefs.
Thank you for your attention.