Dragoncaller (dragoncaller) wrote,

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The best is yet to come!

This is Kagetsunami's favorite story:

A young intern started work at the Mystic Aquarium. On her first day she was eager to please.

Her boss approached her looking very distressed. "We're in a real fix!" She exclaimed. "The dolphins are in mating season and we've got a school bus full of kindergardeners coming this afternoon. We can't let them see the dolphins in heat."

"What can I do to help?" The young intern foolishly asked.

"There is a natural remedy for Dolphins in mating season." Her boss explained. "The sound of baby Sea Gulls will knock them right out of their mood. I need you to head down to the beach and capture some and bring them back here. But be careful! A lion escaped the carnival. They were able to tranquilize it as it made its getaway, but it still ran off so it can be unpredictable."

Well the young intern took up her task and cut through the woods to the beach where she carefully gathered up a few baby Sea Gull chicks and put them in a carrier. The operation took a little long and she was running out of time, so she had to hurry. Heading back through the woods she thought she had it made until she turned the bend and there was the lion! It looked pretty doped up and made no motion to her. Not having time to go around, she slowly stepped over the drugged up lion.

Just as she thought she was home free, a police officer came up the trail and grabbed her.

"I gotcha!" He shouted. "You're under arrest!"

Shocked and flustered, the intern asked, "What's the charge?"

"Transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immoral porpoises!"
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