Dragoncaller (dragoncaller) wrote,

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Not taken out of context at all

I was walking through the woods, jerking off the trees, when Kagetsunami came up.

"Whatcha dooin?" She asked.

"Jerking off the trees. They like it. See how they spring up, all erect." I picked up a stick and handed it to her. "Here, take this and whack off the trees. Just be careful not to get dumped on."

And so we continued our walk, jerking and whacking off the trees--making them happy.

The end.
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