Some of you thought the zombie apocalypse was going to be a government experiment gone wrong, others guessed it was rays from space.
I knew it would be Mushrooms. Yes, mushrooms!
Scores of the Undead shambling around with mushroom caps growing out of their heads in their endless quest for brains. I guessed it! Go me. It's why I don't eat mushrooms and neither should you.
Imagine, a mushroom growing in your brain, making it do its iniquitous bidding, helpless in your own body!
What you're about to see will disturb you. A lot.
You thought I was making this up! This is just the beginning. A minor mutation of this fungal species and Aunt Martha will be shuffling up the driveway asking to borrow a cup of BRAIN.
Stock up on ammo, and practice sword strikes. Guns have range, but swords don't run out of bullets. If you're overwhelmed, just start hacking!