It says that a serving of your mmmmmmnom cookies is 2.
2 cookies is all you get in each serving.
And yet there are 15 cookies in the box.
Do the math. 15 divided by 2 is
Not a frelling even number! This is like the Talking Barbie doll where she says, "Math is hard!" Seriously! How am I supposed to work this? Do I wind up with one cookie left? Do I break the serving size and have either one or three cookies as a serving size?
Why did you set me up to fail?
That's what this is all about, innit? To make me fail and then laugh at my failure.
But, haha! There is a but, a wait a minute, a not so fast, you scheming harpies.
I have an angle.
I have, a SECOND BOX!
Ha! Who's laughing now? I have 30 cookies, divided into 15 pairs of perfect serving size. Yes, it balances out that I can now eat my government approved serving of cookies.
And all I had to do was buy two boxes of each of your cookies.
Wait, if I do that, which I did, I double your cookie sales.
CURSE YOU GIRL SCOUTS OF AMERICA!
You win this round.